Read the list. What line most resembles you?
I am a bike with no handlebars.
I am so horny that I couldn’t put it back in my pants even if I wanted to.
I am an artist because I exist in a world that screams a need for one
I am your friend. The one whose name you can’t remember as they sleep for weeks on your couch.
I am a 2 gallon slurpee cup filled to the brim with cream soda
I am a dreamer but is it so wrong to dream of just being here?
I am fascinated by the way you make your eyes move like that.
I am a Christmas present that been under the tree 2 months too early.
I am the eye of the storm so you might wanna follow me.
I am late still the grass seems so inviting and soft.
I am a slut because I am still waiting for that one perfect climax
I am a freight train still scared to death of his own shadow.
I am every lesson I didn’t want to learn.
I am a product of my environment…………as I’m sure you can tell.
I am skipping this song cause it’s message is far to close to home.
I am the one honest politician left.
I am amused. You have no idea what you do to me.
I am an optimist but you be scared shitless to learn what I derive pleasure from
I am alive in a jar in some alternate universe.
I am waiting for the wait to be over.
I am naked; do you like what you see?
I am a blank canvas looking for paint.
I am expecting you to do something cool.
I am an idealist. But my ideals are very pessimistic.
I am scared shitless and the movie hasn’t even begun yet.
I am surprisingly good at rock-paper-scissors.
I am happy because the alternative seems rather drab and unfulfilling.
I am wondering what my English teacher would think of me now.
I am a hyper kid after eating 20,000 gummi worms.
I am a bike with no handlebars.
I am so horny that I couldn’t put it back in my pants even if I wanted to.
I am an artist because I exist in a world that screams a need for one
I am your friend. The one whose name you can’t remember as they sleep for weeks on your couch.
I am a 2 gallon slurpee cup filled to the brim with cream soda
I am a dreamer but is it so wrong to dream of just being here?
I am fascinated by the way you make your eyes move like that.
I am a Christmas present that been under the tree 2 months too early.
I am the eye of the storm so you might wanna follow me.
I am late still the grass seems so inviting and soft.
I am a slut because I am still waiting for that one perfect climax
I am a freight train still scared to death of his own shadow.
I am every lesson I didn’t want to learn.
I am a product of my environment…………as I’m sure you can tell.
I am skipping this song cause it’s message is far to close to home.
I am the one honest politician left.
I am amused. You have no idea what you do to me.
I am an optimist but you be scared shitless to learn what I derive pleasure from
I am alive in a jar in some alternate universe.
I am waiting for the wait to be over.
I am naked; do you like what you see?
I am a blank canvas looking for paint.
I am expecting you to do something cool.
I am an idealist. But my ideals are very pessimistic.
I am scared shitless and the movie hasn’t even begun yet.
I am surprisingly good at rock-paper-scissors.
I am happy because the alternative seems rather drab and unfulfilling.
I am wondering what my English teacher would think of me now.
I am a hyper kid after eating 20,000 gummi worms.
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