St.George's Hill Art Collective

This is a special set I wrote for my sister-in-laws's office Christmas games.
The rules are very simple. All you have to do is say what these quotes are from? (E-mail me to get the answer sheet)

Movies or Television

1) If something should happen to me, put on my suit; the reindeer will know what to do.
2) Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
3) It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes, or bags!
4) Remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings.
5) Bah! Humbug!
6) We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
7) The most important rule of all, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never ever feed him after midnight.
8) You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
9) Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
10) Goodbye, Hermey. Whatever a dentist is, I hope someday you will be the greatest.

Song Lyrics

11) But if you kissed me now, you’d fool me again.
12) There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.
13) Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say. “Throw cares away”
14) What a bright time. It’s the right time to rock the night away.
15) There's children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads.
16) May your days be merry and brightand may all your Christmases be white.
17) Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk.
18) One little thing I really need, the deed to a platinum mine.
19) But if you'll really hold me tight, All the way home I'll be warm.
20) We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here.

Read the list. What line most resembles you?

I am a bike with no handlebars.
I am so horny that I couldn’t put it back in my pants even if I wanted to.
I am an artist because I exist in a world that screams a need for one
I am your friend. The one whose name you can’t remember as they sleep for weeks on your couch.
I am a 2 gallon slurpee cup filled to the brim with cream soda
I am a dreamer but is it so wrong to dream of just being here?
I am fascinated by the way you make your eyes move like that.
I am a Christmas present that been under the tree 2 months too early.
I am the eye of the storm so you might wanna follow me.
I am late still the grass seems so inviting and soft.
I am a slut because I am still waiting for that one perfect climax
I am a freight train still scared to death of his own shadow.
I am every lesson I didn’t want to learn.
I am a product of my environment…………as I’m sure you can tell.
I am skipping this song cause it’s message is far to close to home.
I am the one honest politician left.
I am amused. You have no idea what you do to me.
I am an optimist but you be scared shitless to learn what I derive pleasure from
I am alive in a jar in some alternate universe.
I am waiting for the wait to be over.
I am naked; do you like what you see?
I am a blank canvas looking for paint.
I am expecting you to do something cool.
I am an idealist. But my ideals are very pessimistic.
I am scared shitless and the movie hasn’t even begun yet.
I am surprisingly good at rock-paper-scissors.
I am happy because the alternative seems rather drab and unfulfilling.
I am wondering what my English teacher would think of me now.
I am a hyper kid after eating 20,000 gummi worms.

This is a bonus 50 questions for the "This or That" catergory that I found in an old school notebook while cleaning house. Enjoy!

1) Rent or buy?
2) Suburbia or apartment?
3) Cake or pie?
4) The Edmonton sun or the Edmonton journal?
5) Pen or sword?
6) Stairs or elevator?
7) Lego or K’nex?
8) Obese or anorexic?
9) Heels or flats?
10) Whisper or scream?
11) Mosh or slow dance?
12) Action or mystery?
13) Eat-in or take out?
14) Hard or soft?
15) Water or pop?
16) Cops or robbers?
17) Suit or pajamas?
18) Breakfast or dinner?
19) Compact car or truck?
20) Fish or hamster?
21) Keanu Reeves or Nicholas Cage?
22) Knife or gun?
23) Cone or cup?
24) Wine or vodka?
25) Moan or scream?
26) Abstract or realism?
27) The 60s or the 70s?
28) Dreadlocks or shaved bald?
29) Chocolate or vanilla?
30) Archie or Garfield?
31) Science or religion?
32) Order or chaos?
33) Manual or automatic?
34) Tag or hide and seek?
35) New York or Los Angeles?
36) Shaved or natural?
37) Butter or margarine?
38) Turkey or ham?
39) Fur or leather?
40) Gold or silver?
41) Stucco or siding?
42) Christmas or birthdays?
43) Boys or girls?
44) Glasses or contacts?
45) Finding Nemo or Monsters Inc.?
46) Pink or purple?
47) Missionary or doggie?
48) Build or destroy?
49) White or whole wheat?
50) Elvis Presley or Madonna?

Man, I would watch the Grammies if they had categories like these!
If you find it easier, you can replace the word song with either CD or band in most instances.

1) What song has the best guitar, bass or drum solo?

2) What is the best cover of a song someone else already wrote?

3) What’s the best song to work out to?

4) What is the most divalicous song ever written?

5) What’s the best song to listen to as you drive down the highway in the middle of the night?

6) What’s the best song to dance to in your underwear?

7) What’s the best CD to listen to when you aren’t really listening to it?

8) What’s the best song to get drunk to?

9) What’s the best song to listen to after a break-up?

10) What song best uses either la’s, na’s or hey’s?

11) What’s the best song to fall asleep to?

12) What’s the best song to play when you are marching in a protest line?

13) What’s the best song to dance to in the club?

14) What’s the best song to listen to when you are stoned?

15) What’s the best song to strip to?

16) What’s the best song to listen to when you are extremely pissed off?

17) What song has the best chance to make you sob like a little girl?

18) What the funniest or strangest song you’ve heard?

19) What singer has the best voice that isn’t technically good?

20) What’s the catchiest song ever written?

21) What would be the best song to play to show someone how you felt about life?

22) What’s the best song to listen to as you strut down the street?

23) What’s the best song to sing along to?

24) What song do you like that most other people would hate?

25) What would be the best band to see live (even if they broke up or have died)?

I've decided that instead of keeping a journal, every day I would answer these questions for myself. You are welcome to try them out if it tickles your fancy.

1) Song of the day?

2) Lesson/Moral of the day?

3) Status of the day?
(the idea for this one comes from facebook. Start the answer with your name and finish the sentence.)

4) Today's rating?

5) Today's mood?

6) Today's award to someone or something deserving?

7) Today's biggest accomplishments?

8) Today's random thought?

9) A non-obvious hope for tomorrow?